Honeymooning T-Shirts

"The first week of my honeymoon I spent in the Balearics..."

'You were on your honeymoon- so what if it rained every day!'

Man oiling a honeymoon caravan.

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

Tourists

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Pina Coladas

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Boat wedding.

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Is that pancake ready yet?

Beach hats

Inappropriate Snowmen

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Airplane Mode.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Italia tours

Lounging by the pool

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"