Honeymoon Trip Gifts

Tourists

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Romantic Violinist.

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

Pina Coladas

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'I love it when you spoon me.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Is that pancake ready yet?

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Easter Island Shades...

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Lounging by the pool

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Inappropriate Snowmen

Beach hats

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"