Honeymoon Planning Gifts

"I'm just pricing this second honeymoon you've been on about. . . were you thinking of tagging along?"

Tourists

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Pina Coladas

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'I always cry at weddings!'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

Is that pancake ready yet?

Airplane Mode.

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Lounging by the pool

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"