Honeymoon Trip Planning Gifts

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Tourists

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"First class, or with children?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Airlines

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Pina Coladas

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'How very Cumbria.'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Is that pancake ready yet?

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."