Honeymoon Trip Planning Pillows

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Tourists

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"First class, or with children?"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Airlines

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Pina Coladas

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

'How very Cumbria.'

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'I love it when you spoon me.'

Is that pancake ready yet?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'