Babymoon Planner Pillows

Loud Music.

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Babies.

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Pregnant Woman - "I think it's coming gift-wrapped."

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

Customized Personal Retreats.

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

"Amazing. For the fifth consecutive month the polling shows I'm the most popular foetus here."

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

"But. . . You always wanted a cat! Okay, maybe I shouldn't have packed your present five months ago. . ."

'This dinner had everything necessary to make it perfect...Great food, candlelight, violinist... you clutching your chest after seeing the check.'

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

"I'm just pricing this second honeymoon you've been on about. . . were you thinking of tagging along?"

Baby boom expected due to corona

"Is this the Love Boat?"

"I want a natural birth, no make-up, no lip gloss, no..."

'But we can't go to Australia for our honeymoon, you know how my Mother hates flying!'

'To make a long story short, your biological clock has jet lag.'

"We look so happy. Do we really want to destroy that by traveling through Europe together?"

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

'What did you get me for my birthday?'

'And how do I know this is MRS. Smith?!!'

"No, I don't know when my sister will be home. How long do honeymoons last?"