Baby Planner Pillows

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'To make a long story short, your biological clock has jet lag.'

Babies.

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Baby name suggestions.

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Pregnant Woman - "I think it's coming gift-wrapped."

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

Maternity ward.

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

Baby reading 'To do list'.

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'

Frog Baby Names

"We've gone old fashioned and decided against finding out the sex of my obstetrician."

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

Please take a number.

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

"Are we there yet?"

"So, the inevitable sequel."

"I trust I don't get them mixed up. The midwife will be weraing a badge. Mum will be wearing a sigh of relief."