Baby Arrival Planner Pillows

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

"Were we expecting a baby?"

Babies.

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Baby name suggestions.

Pregnant Woman - "I think it's coming gift-wrapped."

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

Maternity ward.

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'

Please take a number.

"I trust I don't get them mixed up. The midwife will be weraing a badge. Mum will be wearing a sigh of relief."

"Ironically, this all started with a little poke on Facebook."

"Amazing. For the fifth consecutive month the polling shows I'm the most popular foetus here."

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

Pregnancy.

"But. . . You always wanted a cat! Okay, maybe I shouldn't have packed your present five months ago. . ."

Baby boom expected due to corona

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

"I want a natural birth, no make-up, no lip gloss, no..."

'To make a long story short, your biological clock has jet lag.'

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.