Baby-on-the-way Planner Pillows

"I want a natural birth, no make-up, no lip gloss, no..."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Babies.

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

Baby name suggestions.

Pregnant Woman - "I think it's coming gift-wrapped."

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

Maternity ward.

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

Frog Baby Names

'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'

Baby reading 'To do list'.

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

Please take a number.

"So, the inevitable sequel."

"Amazing. For the fifth consecutive month the polling shows I'm the most popular foetus here."

Monk & Mandi: "Mom, this top is too tight!"

"I trust I don't get them mixed up. The midwife will be weraing a badge. Mum will be wearing a sigh of relief."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

Pregnancy.