Babymoon Planner Prints

Loud Music.

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Babies.

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

Pregnant Woman - "I think it's coming gift-wrapped."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

Customized Personal Retreats.

"Amazing. For the fifth consecutive month the polling shows I'm the most popular foetus here."

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

"You're up."

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

"Is this the Love Boat?"

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

"But. . . You always wanted a cat! Okay, maybe I shouldn't have packed your present five months ago. . ."

"I'm just pricing this second honeymoon you've been on about. . . were you thinking of tagging along?"

'This dinner had everything necessary to make it perfect...Great food, candlelight, violinist... you clutching your chest after seeing the check.'

Baby boom expected due to corona

"I want a natural birth, no make-up, no lip gloss, no..."

'To make a long story short, your biological clock has jet lag.'

'But we can't go to Australia for our honeymoon, you know how my Mother hates flying!'

Eva's excitement about the canopy bed that Patrick had arranged for their honeymoon fizzled as soon as she walked in the door.

"We look so happy. Do we really want to destroy that by traveling through Europe together?"

"No, I don't know when my sister will be home. How long do honeymoons last?"

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

"Wow. How do we pick a honeymoon destination when they're all so glamorous?"

'What did you get me for my birthday?'

'And how do I know this is MRS. Smith?!!'