Baby Planners Prints

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Babies.

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Pregnant Woman - "I think it's coming gift-wrapped."

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Baby name suggestions.

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

Maternity ward.

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'

Frog Baby Names

Baby reading 'To do list'.

"We've gone old fashioned and decided against finding out the sex of my obstetrician."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

Please take a number.

"So, the inevitable sequel."

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

"Amazing. For the fifth consecutive month the polling shows I'm the most popular foetus here."

"I trust I don't get them mixed up. The midwife will be weraing a badge. Mum will be wearing a sigh of relief."

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

"Ironically, this all started with a little poke on Facebook."

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."