Early Planner Prints

'Here is the feeding schedule and a S.A.T. word list. You can never start reviewing too early.'

Bill was looking forward to his holiday in August...

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Three more years of high school."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

Babies.

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Saving for College.

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."