Early Planner Pillows

'Here is the feeding schedule and a S.A.T. word list. You can never start reviewing too early.'

Bill was looking forward to his holiday in August...

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Pipe Dream.

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Three more years of high school."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Babies.

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

Saving for College.

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."