Future Planner Pillows

Need a little help with your career planning?

'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'

"'Lunch'? Well, yes - but what are your long-term goals?"

'How late do you expect to be working?'

Hourglass depicting what time really means.

Man with a Plan

'Where do I see myself in five years? If you ask one more stupid question, prison.'

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

life route

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

'I'm looking for a career in something that will make me first in line for a government bailout if I mess up.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"You can afford to retire at 65, but you'll need to die at 70."

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

'Students who major in these subjects have a 7% less chance of moving back in with their parents after graduation.'

'I'm just saying, relying on change under the couch cushion is a risky retirement plan.'

'We're only staying together for the kids we hope to have one day.'

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

'Those two alone should ensure I become a wealthy lawyer.'

'Tell me...what IS in the pipeline?'

'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'

'Retirement plan? Well, every week a dollar of your salary goes toward the purchase of a lottery ticket.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

A good place in the queue.

"I've finished my homework for the next seven years!"

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

'What do I do now?'

"When you grow up, son, you can whatever you want -- a doctor or a lawyer."

'We need six month's living expenses set aside in case of an emergency. Our retirement plan nearly covers that.'

'One day son, all of this will be the taxman's.'

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'What! You're 7 years old and don't have a life plan yet?'

'Never mind the pension scheme - I'm just hoping I can pay off my student loan before I retire!'

"Do you have a backup plan for your financial plan of winning the lottery?"

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'