Future Planner Prints

Need a little help with your career planning?

'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'

"'Lunch'? Well, yes - but what are your long-term goals?"

'How late do you expect to be working?'

Hourglass depicting what time really means.

Man with a Plan

'Where do I see myself in five years? If you ask one more stupid question, prison.'

life route

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

'I'm looking for a career in something that will make me first in line for a government bailout if I mess up.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"You can afford to retire at 65, but you'll need to die at 70."

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

'I'm just saying, relying on change under the couch cushion is a risky retirement plan.'

'Students who major in these subjects have a 7% less chance of moving back in with their parents after graduation.'

'We're only staying together for the kids we hope to have one day.'

'Tell me...what IS in the pipeline?'

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

'Those two alone should ensure I become a wealthy lawyer.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

'Retirement plan? Well, every week a dollar of your salary goes toward the purchase of a lottery ticket.'

'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'

A good place in the queue.

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"I've finished my homework for the next seven years!"

'What do I do now?'

"When you grow up, son, you can whatever you want -- a doctor or a lawyer."

'What! You're 7 years old and don't have a life plan yet?'

'We need six month's living expenses set aside in case of an emergency. Our retirement plan nearly covers that.'

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'One day son, all of this will be the taxman's.'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'You saved $.05 for using your own bag.'

"The nice thing about being a stem cell is that we can be anything we want when we grow up."