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Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Babies.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Pregnant Woman - "I think it's coming gift-wrapped."

Bad gifts

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

Maternity ward.

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

"I always ask for a pony for my birthday. I find it gives the most bargaining room."

"Amazing. For the fifth consecutive month the polling shows I'm the most popular foetus here."

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

Santa relaxes by Fire

Baby boom expected due to corona

"I want a natural birth, no make-up, no lip gloss, no..."

'To make a long story short, your biological clock has jet lag.'

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

"I don't want to appear ungrateful but just once I'd like to eat out!"

"Maybe we should just go ahead and have a kid."

Beach Scene

"Do you offer a buyer protection plan?"

"What should we do today?"

That day the Wilsons visited the wrong petting zoo.

"What an anti-climax. There are no official plans to declare the birth canal open!"