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Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Babies.

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

Bad gifts

Pregnant Woman - "I think it's coming gift-wrapped."

Maternity ward.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

"I always ask for a pony for my birthday. I find it gives the most bargaining room."

"Amazing. For the fifth consecutive month the polling shows I'm the most popular foetus here."

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

Santa relaxes by Fire

Baby boom expected due to corona

"I want a natural birth, no make-up, no lip gloss, no..."

'To make a long story short, your biological clock has jet lag.'

"I don't want to appear ungrateful but just once I'd like to eat out!"

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

"Maybe we should just go ahead and have a kid."

Beach Scene

What are you getting for the baby shower? She's got an online registry at some giant baby store. Nice! Then you can get exactly what she wants. And at the party .. Everyone knows exactly what I spent! Better add a few onesies to your order.

No caption. (Baby decides which bottle to choose from a rack in a basement. The rack looks very much like a wine rack.)

"Do you offer a buyer protection plan?"

"What should we do today?"

Lady walking past a sign that reads: "Happy New Year! Only 358 Shopping Days Before Christmas!"

"I can't believe it, Cruz! You and I are finally adults, in charge of our own lives, free to do whatever we want! I mean, no one forces us to celebrate our children's birthdays at Peter Cheeser Pizza, right?"