Baby Planner In Advance Gifts

'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Babies.

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Baby name suggestions.

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

Pregnant Woman - "I think it's coming gift-wrapped."

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

Maternity ward.

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

"We've gone old fashioned and decided against finding out the sex of my obstetrician."

Frog Baby Names

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

Baby reading 'To do list'.

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

"It's a Facebook Friend Request."

Please take a number.

"So, the inevitable sequel."

Monk & Mandi: "Mom, this top is too tight!"

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"I trust I don't get them mixed up. The midwife will be weraing a badge. Mum will be wearing a sigh of relief."

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"Amazing. For the fifth consecutive month the polling shows I'm the most popular foetus here."

"Ironically, this all started with a little poke on Facebook."

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.