Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...
Pregnancy Planner Gifts
Looking for personalized and witty items for pregnancy planners? Our collection combines practicality with humor, helping soon-to-be parents stay motivated and organized. Celebrate this special time with unique gifts that add joy and a creative touch to pregnancy planning.
"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"
"There's a scheduling conflict - I'd like to move her morning sickness up to the afternoon."
"Happy Mother's Day! I ordered you something from Amazon!"
"Well - you guessed it!"
"You're a bit late for your antenatal appointment!"
Pregnancy.
Ultrasound Monitor makes Doctors Laugh.
-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!
Please take a number.
'Has hypochondria definitely been ruled out?'
Baby name suggestions.
"I trust I don't get them mixed up. The midwife will be weraing a badge. Mum will be wearing a sigh of relief."
"What's going on? No idea! They're screaming, kissing and hugging! That's weird since, just a few second ago, she was in the bathroom peeing on a little stick..."
"Ironically, this all started with a little poke on Facebook."
"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."
Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.
"Honey, you're spoiling that child."
'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'
'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'
Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.
No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun
We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.
"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."
Babies.
"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"
"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"
Maternity ward.
"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"
"We've gone old fashioned and decided against finding out the sex of my obstetrician."
Frog Baby Names
"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."
'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'
'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'
"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"
Pregnancy Planner Gifts Collection
Pregnancy Planner Mugs
Love our pregnancy planner mugs? Discover more charming designs and witty sayings on our mug collection for pregnancy enthusiasts.
Pregnancy Planner Pillows
Add a touch of humor and comfort with our pregnancy-themed pillows—great for nurseries or cozy corners.
Pregnancy Planner Prints
Brighten your space with our motivational prints designed for pregnancy planners who love a creative touch.
Pregnancy Planner T-Shirts
Check out our selection of humorous and motivational pregnancy t-shirts, perfect for celebrating this exciting chapter in style.