Pregnancy Planners Gifts

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"We've gone old fashioned and decided against finding out the sex of my obstetrician."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Grounded

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

Babies.

New arrival

The Tunnel Of Love

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

Baby name suggestions.

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Maternity ward.