Pregnancy Planners Mugs

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"We've gone old fashioned and decided against finding out the sex of my obstetrician."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

Grounded

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

The Tunnel Of Love

New arrival

Babies.

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Baby name suggestions.

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Maternity ward.