Parenthood Planner Mugs

'I've had so many caesareans, I've got a zip.'

"Are we there yet?"

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

"I hate to be a dream snatcher but your baby is going to be just average."

"Baby's First Book of Retirement Planning...?"

surrogates Mothers Association (wombs to let)

Susan found she had responded well to her fertility treatment.

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"You thought that making love standing up guaranteed that you wouldn't become pregnant? I'm afraid that is a common misconception!"

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

Babies.

The Tunnel Of Love

New arrival

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."