Parenthood Planner Pillows

'I've had so many caesareans, I've got a zip.'

"Are we there yet?"

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

"I hate to be a dream snatcher but your baby is going to be just average."

"Baby's First Book of Retirement Planning...?"

surrogates Mothers Association (wombs to let)

Susan found she had responded well to her fertility treatment.

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"You thought that making love standing up guaranteed that you wouldn't become pregnant? I'm afraid that is a common misconception!"

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

New arrival

The Tunnel Of Love

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

Babies.

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'