Paternity-planner Pillows

"I failed insemination!"

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

Grounded

"Were we expecting a baby?"

Babies.

The Tunnel Of Love

New arrival

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Baby name suggestions.

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Maternity ward.

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.