Paternity-planner Mugs

"I failed insemination!"

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Grounded

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

Babies.

The Tunnel Of Love

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

New arrival

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

Baby name suggestions.

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Maternity ward.

Preventive medicine.