"I failed insemination!"
Paternity-planner Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors the busy, joyful, and sometimes chaotic world of new dads? Our paternity planner-themed items combine humor and affection, perfect for celebrating the first steps into fatherhood. These thoughtful keepsakes and fun accessories capture the multitasking magic of new fathers and will bring a smile to their face as they navigate new responsibilities with style and wit.
'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'
"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."
Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.
"Honey, you're spoiling that child."
Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.
'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'
Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.
"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."
'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'
No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun
Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...
"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."
Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.
"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."
We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.
Grounded
"Were we expecting a baby?"
"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."
Babies.
The Tunnel Of Love
"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"
New arrival
"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"
"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"
'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'
'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'
"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"
Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.
Baby name suggestions.
-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!
Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...
"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"
Maternity ward.
Preventive medicine.
Paternity-planner Gifts Collection
Paternity-planner Mugs
Explore our collection of paternity planner mugs and find the perfect humorous or heartfelt gift for new dads.
Paternity-planner Pillows
Check out our paternity planner pillows to add humor and comfort to any dad’s space, celebrating his new role with a fun twist.
Paternity-planner Prints
Browse our paternity planner prints to bring humor and heartfelt messages into the new dad’s favorite spaces.
Paternity-planner T-Shirts
Discover our range of paternity planner t-shirts and give a gift that celebrates fatherhood with humor and style.