Parental Planner Gifts

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"You don't have a college fund for me?"

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"Just because it happened at the office Christmas party doesn't make it a 'work related accident'!"

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'Could you ask the doctor to hurry. My biological clock is ticking!'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

Grounded

"Were we expecting a baby?"

Babies.

New arrival

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

The Tunnel Of Love

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

Baby name suggestions.

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."