Parental Leave Planners Gifts

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

'Ahhh...'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

The Tunnel Of Love

New arrival

'So, paternity leave problem solved then?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Maternity ward.

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

Preventive medicine.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Baby reading 'To do list'.