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Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

'Ahhh...'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

The Tunnel Of Love

New arrival

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

'So, paternity leave problem solved then?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Maternity ward.

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

Preventive medicine.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"What's this about having time off to spawn?"