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"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Grounded

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

The Tunnel Of Love

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

New arrival

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

Baby name suggestions.

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Maternity ward.

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.