Parenthood Planners T-Shirts

Oh my God...My kid could be like that!!

GPs to be required to offer appointments in advance.

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Grounded

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

The Tunnel Of Love

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

New arrival

Toys in the DVD Player.

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

Baby name suggestions.

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'