Parenthood Planners Mugs

Oh my God...My kid could be like that!!

GPs to be required to offer appointments in advance.

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

Grounded

"Were we expecting a baby?"

The Tunnel Of Love

New arrival

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

Toys in the DVD Player.

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."