Annual Leave Planning Gifts

"I've managed to arrange cover while you're on holiday. Janet has cancelled her honeymoon and John will probably be able to have his operation next year. You just go off and enjoy yourself."

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

'Ahhh...'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Time for vacation, time for work.

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

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"Wow - Heavy, man"

Energy saving mode

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

Earl suspends his disbelief.

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

"For heaven's sake lighten up, Roger! You're supposed to be on holiday."

'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"Actually, I'm on vacation, but I enjoy spending it here watching everybody else sweat."

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

"I'm not sure I'm interested in Trump's tax returns. I'm frightened enough by ours."

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'