Annual Leave Gifts

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"Sorry, boss, but I'd like to take a leaf of absence."

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

'I see you decided against hiring a replacement while I was on vacation.'

Temporarily Unavailable

"We're giving up for the holidays."

"I'm sorry, he left for his annual holiday this morning and won't be back until late this afternoon."

'I'll be away on a month's holiday, so I'm giving you all your shots at once.'

'I'm not turning you out. It's just that I'm taking my vacation, as cat naps in half hour increments, over several months.'

'I have nothing against you recharging your batteries. I just think you should do it on your own time.'

'For Harland, every vacation is a working vacation.'

"Actually, I'm on vacation, but I enjoy spending it here watching everybody else sweat."

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

"I think you were right Davis, maybe you do need a day off!"

'I'm changing the holiday schedule, you're on holiday from now.'

"We've just booked two weeks in the Algarve, could you sign my sick note for when we get back?"

Time for vacation, time for work.

'He took too many days off.'

'I'm worried we might have exceeded our annual leave entitlement.'

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Working holiday.

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'Why don't you just send it a post card?'

"For heaven's sake lighten up, Roger! You're supposed to be on holiday."

Energy saving mode

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Death Takes A Time-Share

'Ahhh...'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Very Difficult Conversations

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."