Annual Trip Gifts

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

Carefree luggage.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Airplane Mode.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'Absent friends!'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

A Day in the Country.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

Airport Bored Rooms

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"How's my tripping you up?"