Annual Beach Trip Gifts

Topless Beach - the lower half of bodies on a beach

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

'No I Haven't lost it...er...I left it on a sunbed.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Beach Barbecue

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Try me/try me/try me...

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Ladies by the seaside

Shellfie

''What's in the bag, lady?''

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"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'