Annual Beach Trip Prints

Topless Beach - the lower half of bodies on a beach

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

'No I Haven't lost it...er...I left it on a sunbed.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Beach Barbecue

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Try me/try me/try me...

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Ladies by the seaside

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Shellfie

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"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Energy saving mode

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"