Beach Trip Prints

S.P.F. 1,000

Sunburn.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Stop saying 'fire bad' — it's the sun!"

Beachy Hair

'I spend my summers at the beach too, as well as my winters, springs and autumns...'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"Meteorites have been annoying this summer."

Shellfie

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Bring your own inflatable.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Beach Barbecue

Try me/try me/try me...

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Happy holidays for kids.

''What's in the bag, lady?''

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"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

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