Annual Ski Trip Gifts

'Isn't it amazing how they find their way back year after year?'

Skiing.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'First of all, relax.'

Clown Skis.

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

Skier flying past mountains

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

Little girl skiing.

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Piste-side Hotel

Topless Beach - the lower half of bodies on a beach

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

'No I Haven't lost it...er...I left it on a sunbed.'

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

Skiing Accidents.

Ski-ers.

Skiing Holiday

Sleeping in skis.

Skier gets caught in the thaw

'When it comes to skiing, Edwin doesn't seem to know the word 'patience'.'

'You sure you've done this before?'

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

"For Pete's sake, Morton, you don't leave on your fly fishing trip for another week!"

Skiing

"I can write my name in the snow. I bet you can't do that."