Annual Ski Trip Gifts

'Isn't it amazing how they find their way back year after year?'

Skiing.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'First of all, relax.'

Clown Skis.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

Skier flying past mountains

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

Little girl skiing.

Piste-side Hotel

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

Topless Beach - the lower half of bodies on a beach

Skiing Accidents.

Ski-ers.

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

Skiing Holiday

Sleeping in skis.

'No I Haven't lost it...er...I left it on a sunbed.'

'When it comes to skiing, Edwin doesn't seem to know the word 'patience'.'

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

'You sure you've done this before?'

"For Pete's sake, Morton, you don't leave on your fly fishing trip for another week!"

"You will visit New York City, and it will be snowing, and all of the important landmarks will be way to close to one another."

"It's a nice change of pace from being on fire."

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."