Annual Vacation Gifts

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"And you will leave your stress and sorrows at home!"

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

'We always migrate to the same place: Why do you need to buy souvenirs every year?'

"You complain about the language, the food, the heat, the insects, so why do you insist on coming back year after year?"

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

'We'd like to go to a country that doesn't have tsunamis.'

"I'm not sure I'm interested in Trump's tax returns. I'm frightened enough by ours."

'We're vacationing in Montreal this year with the money we saved on buying Canadian drugs.'

How would you describe your trip to China?

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Summer

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Beach con-man.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Skiing.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Holiday time.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Club Antisocial

Bad fake tan day.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."