End Of Year Vacation Gifts

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

Carefree luggage.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Skiing.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Daughters on the beach

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Camping.

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

Airplane Mode.

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"Ah...here they are!"

'First of all, relax.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Clown Skis.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

A Couple in A Speedboat.