Annual Trip T-Shirts

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

Carefree luggage.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Airplane Mode.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'Absent friends!'

A Day in the Country.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Airport Bored Rooms

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

"How's my tripping you up?"

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach