Annual Skiing Trip T-Shirts

'He does it every year - we call it his winter break.'

Skiing.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

'First of all, relax.'

Clown Skis.

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Airport Bored Rooms

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

Skier flying past mountains

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

Little girl skiing.

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

Piste-side Hotel

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

Topless Beach - the lower half of bodies on a beach

Ski-ers.

Skiing Accidents.

'No I Haven't lost it...er...I left it on a sunbed.'

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

Skiing Holiday

Sleeping in skis.