Annual Skiing Trip Mugs

'He does it every year - we call it his winter break.'

Skiing.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

'First of all, relax.'

Clown Skis.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Airport Bored Rooms

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

Skier flying past mountains

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

Little girl skiing.

Piste-side Hotel

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

Airport Security. Our scanner is down, so if each of you could frisk the person behind you, it would be a big help.

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

Topless Beach - the lower half of bodies on a beach

Skier gets caught in the thaw

Sleeping in skis.

Skiing Holiday

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

Ski-ers.

Skiing Accidents.