Annual Getaway T-Shirts

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

Skiing.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'How very Cumbria.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Heading off with a packed bag

'First of all, relax.'

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Segregated Beach

A Day in the Country.

Clown Skis.

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

New Hampshire Minute

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Watching Sea Life.

'Beach snowman.'

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Man sunbathing on the beach.

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'