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'. . . we should never have asked mummy what she really wanted for mother's day.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Christmas Tree

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Home depot."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Happy Turkey Day!

Horn of Leftovers

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

'Will you be my Valentine?'