Holiday Escapist T-Shirts

'I'd like to spend November and December in a foreign country.'

5pm Christmas Eve - "I suppose I'd better go and do my christmas shopping."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

'Home early sir ?'

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'

"Tell your correspondent that a fact finding tour of the under developed countreid is not a picnic."

'Looks like Harvey's entered his holiday mode.'

Alone in the great blue sea at last, Professor Hoehns comes to know panic firsthand.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

'See you in two weeks!'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"Did you remember to cancel the scam phone calls?"

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Hello from the lakes!

Roscoe's Great Escape

Back to the Holidays

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

"How to deal with weeds."

'Quit complaining. Isn't it nice to have the beach to ourselves?'

Welcome to Work Life Balance

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

Decorating the Christmas Tree

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!