Winter Escapist T-Shirts

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Quit complaining. Isn't it nice to have the beach to ourselves?'

'I hate February.'

"May I have a tiny umbrella in this, Ernie? I'm on vacation."

'Everyone thinks I've flown south.'

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

Indoor Ice Fishing.

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Skier and his dog.

Canada's winter survival kit.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Sun Worship

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'