Snow Day Escapist T-Shirts

'School been cancelled again...I'm bringing the kids to work with me.'

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

Festive squad

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Phone Mittens

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Staying Warm.

Angels making snow humans

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'