Snow Day Escapist T-Shirts

'School been cancelled again...I'm bringing the kids to work with me.'

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

Festive squad

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Staying Warm.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

Phone Mittens

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Angels making snow humans

'Quit complaining. Isn't it nice to have the beach to ourselves?'

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!