Sunny Day Escapist T-Shirts

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

No early morning tea past this landing

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

'Come back and get me about noon.'

"You can speak freely- this is a private beach."

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

Stop staring at that screen saver!

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

"I hate crowded parks!"

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'